By Russell Skingsley
Redmond, WA - Microsoft announced today that its new operating system Vista will ship in 33 editions to enable consumers to get exactly which version they need. Barry Goffe, a director of Microsoft's Windows client unit announced this innovative move from Microsoft earlier today.
"We're trying to make sure we have the right set of offerings for different customers," said Goffe. The impressive list of Vista Editions follows:
VistaProfessional Edition VistaSemi-Professional Edition VistaSlightly Professional Edition VistaComplete Amateur Edition VistaServer Edition VistaServer Premium Edition VistaServer Not Bad But Not As Good As Premium Edition VistaServer My Other Edition Is Premium Edition Edition Vista5 User License Edition VistaSite License Edition VistaCountry License Edition VistaPlanetary License Edition VistaGalaxy License Edition VistaUniverse License Edition VistaUniverse License Without Windows Media Player Edition*
- Vista Home Edition
- Vista Home Premium Edition
VistaHome Premium Edition With Some Server Features
- Vista Home I Can't Believe It's Not Server Edition
VistaAway From Home But Have My Laptop With Me Edition VistaGamers Edition VistaMostly Play Games but Also Like to Surf the Net Edition VistaBoot Straight Into World of Warcraft and Never Be Seen Again Edition VistaJust Read Email And Clean Up Viruses Edition VistaDownloaded Via Bittorrent Just Wait For The Subpoena Edition VistaErases Your iPod Edition (with Free Creative Player Voucher Included) VistaBeginners Edition VistaIntermediate Edition VistaAdvanced Edition VistaWrite My Own Drivers Edition VistaOne Finger On The Reset Button Edition VistaUninstall And Reinstall XP Edition VistaME Just Joking! Practical Jokers Edition
*Only Available In
"There should be something there for everyone," said Goffe. When asked when the editions would be shipping, Goffe replied, "I can't really say, we haven't finished coding any of this yet."